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OH HI ITS MY BIRTHDAY AWWWW YISSSS

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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Photo 22 Jul 275,796 notes sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

via For Asgard.
Photo 22 Jul 76,788 notes askgoodolmothy:

query-and-echo:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

What a fucking douchenugget

askgoodolmothy:

query-and-echo:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

What a fucking douchenugget

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Photo 22 Jul 13,268 notes tastefullyoffensive:

[rachelspeaking]
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alexanderperchov:

i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the best and bravest pig who ever lived. a true hero. if i had words to make a day for you, i’d sing you a morning golden and true

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